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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 807 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 3129 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
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