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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5516 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Votes: | 8946 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
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