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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 480 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2288 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
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