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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9596 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
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