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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2306 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Votes: | 1643 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 376 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 16 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
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