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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1602 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
