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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5785 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 4693 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
