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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6063 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 482 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 580895 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
