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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3893 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 253 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
