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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1160 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1647 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9574 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
