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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6653 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
