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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9759 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
