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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7616 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 263 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
