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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9943 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 126 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8681 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
