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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9116 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4133 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 758 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 280 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
