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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9466 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
