Players: |
92/500 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: |
1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: |
1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: |
0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: |
4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: |
5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: |
1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
5 |
Astral Projections Made: |
3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: |
4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
76 |
Farms Harvested: |
726 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.