Players: |
97/800 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: |
21 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
7606 |
Battle Standards Raised: |
9 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: |
2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
3 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: |
3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: |
6 |
Crops Grown: |
1166 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.