Players: |
95/400 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: |
6 |
Magic Crystals Found: |
22 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
5 |
Holy Grails Found: |
4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: |
1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: |
26 |
Epic Battles Fought: |
20 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
5244 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
411 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
5 |
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