Players: |
104/400 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
3 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
13 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: |
1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: |
4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
2 |
Buildings Constructed: |
11 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: |
4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: |
2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: |
14 |
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