Players: |
110/300 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.0 / 5 |
Astral Projections Made: |
1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
43 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
7 |
Holy Grails Found: |
1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: |
4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: |
4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.