Players: |
109/400 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: |
6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
2 |
Potions Brewed: |
117 |
Enchantments Applied: |
186 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
8 |
Magic Wands Crafted: |
8 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: |
18 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: |
4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
10 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: |
2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: |
6 |
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