Players: |
99/800 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: |
3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
8 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: |
21 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: |
1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
4314 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: |
1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.