Players: |
92/600 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: |
2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: |
34 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
2 |
Epic Battles Fought: |
20 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: |
13 |
Epic Shields Constructed: |
18 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: |
1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: |
12 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: |
4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
8 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.