Players: |
101/600 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
6 |
Eternal Flames Captured: |
3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
22 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
2823 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: |
113 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: |
2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: |
22 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
4 |
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