Players: |
104/400 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
6 |
Love Letters Sent: |
13 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
63 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: |
5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
2 |
Holy Grails Found: |
1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
10 |
Star Shards Collected: |
71 |
Dragons Tamed: |
2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: |
4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: |
14 |
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so, like, this
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.