Players: |
101/400 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.0 / 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: |
12 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
11 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: |
12 |
New Chunks Explored: |
418051 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: |
1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: |
8 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
15 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
1 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.