Players: |
108/100 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: |
10 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
6 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: |
1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
5 |
Underground Cities Explored: |
1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: |
0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: |
4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: |
12 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: |
3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
0 |
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