Players: |
92/1000 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: |
8 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: |
4 |
Star Shards Collected: |
136 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: |
1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: |
2 |
Emeralds Found: |
920 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
9 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: |
3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
11 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: |
2 |
Crops Grown: |
8340 |
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