Players: |
101/500 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: |
14 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: |
3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: |
18 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: |
4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: |
4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
7 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: |
17 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: |
5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
10 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: |
3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: |
20 |
Villages Defended: |
6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: |
4 |
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