Players: |
104/900 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: |
18 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: |
2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
12 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
8 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
0 |
Holy Grails Found: |
4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: |
4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: |
5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
412 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: |
37 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.