Players: |
98/900 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
1 |
Orbs of Power Found: |
11 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: |
2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
3 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: |
13 |
Falling into the Void: |
0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: |
2 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.