Players: |
108/600 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: |
44 |
Infinity Stones Found: |
6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: |
5 |
Gods Slained: |
1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
3 |
Ores Mined: |
3701 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
15 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
18 |
Goblin Markets Raided: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.