Players: |
107/900 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: |
4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: |
1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: |
5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
36 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: |
16 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: |
1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: |
1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
79 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: |
13 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: |
4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
9 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
12 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: |
3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
14 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.