Players: |
95/300 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: |
20 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
8 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: |
1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
8 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: |
36 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: |
3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: |
2 |
Crops Grown: |
5070 |
Evil Twin Fights: |
1 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.