Players: |
101/1000 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
14 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: |
9 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
7 |
Epic Shields Constructed: |
11 |
Mineshafts Explored: |
5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
13 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: |
166 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: |
0 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.