Players: |
103/100 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: |
1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: |
65 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
6 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
1 |
Invisible Walls Found: |
3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: |
2 |
Villages Defended: |
7 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: |
8 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
7 |
Living Statues Befriended: |
3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
277 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.