Players: |
97/500 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
14 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
2 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
6 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: |
1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: |
10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: |
4 |
New Chunks Explored: |
500202 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: |
2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: |
2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: |
1 |
Magic Crystals Found: |
8 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
10 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.