Players: |
100/500 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
9 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: |
1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: |
2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
6 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: |
4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
7 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
6487 |
Undead Armies Raised: |
2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: |
2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
499 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
3 |
Falling into the Void: |
0 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.