Players: |
101/300 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: |
3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: |
8 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: |
4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: |
9 |
Alternate Realities Explored: |
4 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
0 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
8 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: |
13 |
Magical Moments Shared: |
13 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
0 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: |
1 |
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