Players: |
94/700 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: |
1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: |
21 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
32 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
22 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: |
9 |
Legendary Items Repaired: |
2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: |
3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: |
1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: |
4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: |
1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.