Players: |
90/600 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
6 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
3 |
Gryphons Tamed: |
2 |
Magic Crystals Found: |
22 |
Enchantments Applied: |
171 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
22 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: |
1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: |
1 |
Magic Items Found: |
8635 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: |
1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: |
5 |
Villages Defended: |
12 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.