Players: |
96/900 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: |
0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: |
3 |
Ores Mined: |
4794 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: |
1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: |
1 |
Gods Slained: |
1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: |
4 |
Invisible Walls Found: |
3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: |
4 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.