Players: |
93/300 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: |
18 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: |
17 |
Infinity Stones Found: |
5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
19 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: |
13 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: |
3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: |
11 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: |
29 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
1 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.