Players: |
98/100 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: |
8 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: |
16 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: |
1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
31 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: |
37 |
Crystal Wands Charged: |
11 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
14 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: |
13 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: |
8 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
2 |
Treasure Maps Found: |
1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
0 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.