Players: |
94/600 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: |
2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
3 |
Animals Bred: |
199 |
Meteorites Collected: |
0 |
Blood Moons Survived: |
0 |
Battle Standards Raised: |
11 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: |
177 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
8469 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
3 |
Villages Defended: |
18 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.