Players: |
109/1000 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: |
2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
47 |
Shattered Realms Restored: |
0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: |
9 |
Meteorites Collected: |
4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: |
4 |
Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: |
2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: |
2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: |
3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
1 |
Enchantments Applied: |
272 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.