Players: |
92/200 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: |
4 |
Infinity Stones Found: |
4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: |
7 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
55 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
30 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: |
5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
17 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
6 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: |
1 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.