Players: |
108/100 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
12 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
21 |
Farms Harvested: |
275 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: |
13 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: |
1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
7 |
Haunted Mines Explored: |
2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: |
5 |
Living Statues Befriended: |
3 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.