Players: |
105/100 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: |
3 |
Living Statues Befriended: |
0 |
Astral Projections Made: |
3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: |
5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: |
2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
1 |
Blood Moons Survived: |
3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
3 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.