Players: |
92/700 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: |
8 |
Falling into the Void: |
1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
11 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
35 |
New Chunks Explored: |
28439 |
Magic Wands Crafted: |
5 |
Holy Grails Found: |
2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: |
16 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
13 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: |
3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: |
1 |
Dimension Hops: |
14 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.