Players: |
101/900 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: |
3 |
Enchantments Applied: |
147 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: |
0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
5652 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: |
2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: |
15 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: |
3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: |
43 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: |
13 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: |
2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
4 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.