Players: |
93/800 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
5 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
20 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
2 |
Rune Stones Activated: |
2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: |
3 |
Battle Standards Raised: |
6 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: |
1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: |
0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: |
1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
7 |
Gryphons Tamed: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.