Players: |
93/400 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: |
3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: |
27 |
Mythical Relics Collected: |
6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
3 |
Blood Moons Survived: |
0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: |
365 |
New Chunks Explored: |
371532 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: |
2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: |
1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: |
123 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.