Players: |
106/900 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: |
32 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: |
13 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
10 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: |
22 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: |
8 |
Enchanted Armories Found: |
9 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: |
8 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
2 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.