Players: |
90/400 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: |
3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
6 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: |
1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
12 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: |
6 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: |
4 |
Gryphons Tamed: |
4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: |
2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: |
7 |
Epic Battles Fought: |
19 |
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so, like, this
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.