Players: |
103/400 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: |
3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
8 |
Alternate Realities Explored: |
2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: |
3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: |
3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: |
10 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: |
5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
13 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
1 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.