Players: |
104/100 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: |
4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
20 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
1 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: |
23 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: |
7 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
11 |
Epic Quests Completed: |
13 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
9829 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.