Players: |
108/200 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: |
3 |
Epic Battles Fought: |
18 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: |
3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: |
2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: |
0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: |
32 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: |
4 |
Gods Slained: |
0 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
17 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.