Players: |
109/900 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: |
4 |
Emeralds Found: |
9232 |
Chimeras Created: |
2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: |
3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: |
9 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: |
5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: |
1 |
Wilderness Tamed: |
7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: |
2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
1 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
0 |
Royal Courts Attended: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.