Players: |
101/300 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
1 |
Evil Twin Fights: |
4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
6 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: |
3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: |
4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
0 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: |
2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: |
4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
2 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.