Players: |
104/1000 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: |
2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: |
5 |
Alien Abductions: |
1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: |
2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
7 |
Epic Shields Constructed: |
37 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: |
3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: |
1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: |
24 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: |
11 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
16 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: |
2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
14 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.