Players: |
96/900 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: |
5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
4 |
Villages Defended: |
9 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
8 |
Epic Battles Fought: |
12 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: |
5 |
Enchantments Applied: |
299 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: |
7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
16 |
Mythical Quests Completed: |
50 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.