Players: |
103/400 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: |
1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: |
2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: |
4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
7 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
8 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: |
7 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
8417 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: |
7 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: |
1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
1 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.