Players: |
98/1000 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: |
6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: |
7 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
18 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: |
3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
8 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: |
1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: |
1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: |
2 |
Astral Projections Made: |
1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: |
4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
26 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: |
44 |
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so, like, this
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.