Players: |
104/200 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
33 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: |
2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
6 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: |
5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: |
3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
0 |
Vanishing Items Found: |
7 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: |
5 |
Underground Cities Explored: |
2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
8 |
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