Players: |
103/100 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
2 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: |
17 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: |
5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
10 |
Dragons Tamed: |
5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: |
3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: |
1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.