Players: |
108/900 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
6 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: |
2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
8 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: |
0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: |
8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
3 |
Treasure Maps Found: |
4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
19 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: |
2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
8 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
3 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.