Players: |
105/100 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: |
4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
17 |
Underground Cities Explored: |
1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: |
4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
8 |
Invisible Walls Found: |
1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: |
2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: |
4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: |
34 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: |
4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: |
20 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.