Players: |
93/300 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
4681 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
7 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: |
64 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: |
17 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: |
4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
1 |
Falling into the Void: |
0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
1 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: |
7 |
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so, like, this
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