Players: |
103/100 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: |
1 |
Invisible Walls Found: |
2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
8 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: |
233 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: |
16 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: |
4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: |
3 |
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