Players: |
101/100 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: |
3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
5 |
Falling into the Void: |
0 |
Vanishing Items Found: |
7 |
Mineshafts Explored: |
5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: |
11 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
11 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
0 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: |
4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
9 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.