Players: |
95/600 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: |
13 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: |
4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: |
20 |
Shattered Realms Restored: |
0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: |
5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
16 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: |
1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: |
25 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
123 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: |
0 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.