Players: |
105/800 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
19 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: |
1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: |
6 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: |
2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: |
5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: |
3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: |
2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: |
3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: |
4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: |
3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: |
1 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.