Players: |
107/200 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
0 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
8 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: |
5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: |
10 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: |
2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: |
8 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
33 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
19 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: |
4 |
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