Players: |
104/300 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: |
3 |
Rune Stones Activated: |
5 |
Falling into the Void: |
0 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
8 |
Treasure Maps Found: |
9 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: |
3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: |
3 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
13 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: |
3 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.