Players: |
93/400 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: |
2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
0 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
15 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: |
3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
1 |
Falling into the Void: |
0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: |
8 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
14 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: |
6 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
1 |
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so, like, this
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.