Players: |
103/800 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.0 / 5 |
Villages Defended: |
15 |
Legendary Items Repaired: |
3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: |
3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: |
14 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: |
2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: |
10 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: |
2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: |
9 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: |
3 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.