Players: |
94/300 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: |
157 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
23 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: |
40 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: |
3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: |
5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: |
4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
12 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
1290 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: |
7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: |
3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: |
7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
6 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.