Players: |
107/400 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: |
17 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: |
27 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: |
4 |
Animals Bred: |
177 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: |
6 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: |
1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: |
8 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
8 |
Unicorn Sightings: |
0 |
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