Players: |
107/400 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: |
4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: |
2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
1 |
Magical Moments Shared: |
18 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: |
7 |
Astral Projections Made: |
3 |
Wilderness Tamed: |
9 |
Vanishing Items Found: |
7 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
5 |
Dimension Hops: |
14 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: |
3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
11 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
1 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.