Players: |
91/900 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: |
4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: |
27 |
Royal Courts Attended: |
1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
10 |
Farms Harvested: |
355 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: |
4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
14 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: |
3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: |
5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
4 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.