Players: |
108/400 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: |
2 |
Underground Cities Explored: |
3 |
Dimension Hops: |
7 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
3 |
Vanishing Items Found: |
3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
8 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: |
7 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: |
2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: |
4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.