Players: |
92/800 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: |
5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: |
15 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: |
16 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: |
5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
2 |
Holy Grails Found: |
2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
17 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: |
9 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: |
5 |
Magic Items Found: |
2537 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.