Players: |
107/400 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
7 |
Crops Grown: |
9175 |
Undead Armies Raised: |
1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
6 |
Love Letters Sent: |
16 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
3 |
Endless Night Skies: |
3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: |
5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: |
29 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: |
2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: |
8 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: |
3 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.