Players: |
110/700 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
15 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: |
5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: |
3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: |
11 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
6316 |
Magic Items Found: |
2242 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: |
1 |
Gods Slained: |
0 |
Ores Mined: |
7811 |
Alien Abductions: |
2 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.