Players: |
101/900 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: |
7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: |
3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: |
1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
6 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: |
1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: |
6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
7 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.