Players: |
110/500 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Potions Brewed: |
180 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
3 |
Battle Standards Raised: |
10 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: |
7 |
Shattered Realms Restored: |
0 |
Magic Crystals Found: |
23 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
8 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
2 |
Ores Mined: |
7147 |
Farms Harvested: |
674 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: |
5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: |
7 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: |
10 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
1 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.