Players: |
98/900 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: |
3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: |
15 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: |
1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: |
2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: |
2 |
Buildings Constructed: |
34 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: |
9 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
5 |
Magic Items Found: |
4003 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: |
64 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.