Players: |
106/800 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: |
6 |
Haunted Mines Explored: |
3 |
Underground Cities Explored: |
4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: |
18 |
Mines Excavated: |
1968 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: |
12 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: |
14 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: |
1 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.