Players: |
99/800 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: |
0 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: |
5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
1 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
9 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: |
26 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: |
3 |
Unicorn Sightings: |
1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: |
6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
1 |
Magic Items Found: |
2117 |
Mythical Relics Collected: |
17 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
10 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.