Players: |
105/1000 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
1 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: |
1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: |
1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: |
7 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: |
9 |
Mythical Relics Collected: |
10 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
35 |
Dragons Tamed: |
5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
2 |
Battle Standards Raised: |
7 |
Meteorites Collected: |
0 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.