Players: |
96/400 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: |
5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
0 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
10 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: |
2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: |
20 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: |
5 |
Dimension Hops: |
9 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
3 |
Animals Bred: |
168 |
Mineshafts Explored: |
2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
16 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: |
8 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.