Players: |
108/400 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: |
2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
68 |
Magic Wands Crafted: |
8 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: |
1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: |
1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
11 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
0 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: |
8 |
Void Armor Forged: |
18 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
3 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.