Players: |
96/1000 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: |
3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
8 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: |
1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
10 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: |
5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
2 |
Astral Projections Made: |
1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
4 |
Alien Abductions: |
2 |
Evil Twin Fights: |
3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
28 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: |
2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
17 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.