Players: |
106/700 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.0 / 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
4574 |
Legendary Items Repaired: |
6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
9304 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: |
6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: |
4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: |
10 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: |
4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: |
4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: |
67 |
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