Players: |
101/900 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Chimeras Created: |
3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: |
1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
3 |
Animals Bred: |
149 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
5 |
Towns Built: |
4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: |
2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: |
1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
4258 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: |
1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
0 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.