Players: |
90/200 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
3 |
Alien Abductions: |
3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
8 |
New Chunks Explored: |
166228 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: |
10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: |
3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: |
3 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: |
37 |
Twisted Realms Survived: |
1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: |
1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.