Players: |
101/600 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: |
8 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
8 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: |
11 |
Underground Cities Explored: |
2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
5099 |
Living Shadows Defeated: |
5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: |
20 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
0 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: |
4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
34 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: |
1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
5 |
π₯ π₯ π₯
so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.