Players: |
106/200 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: |
1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: |
38 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
1 |
New Chunks Explored: |
142888 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: |
0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
25 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: |
1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: |
21 |
Mines Excavated: |
4700 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.