Players: |
92/200 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
37 |
Eternal Flames Captured: |
7 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: |
0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
8 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: |
3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
35 |
Animals Bred: |
96 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: |
1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
11 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: |
1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
1 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.