Players: |
91/900 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: |
3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: |
2 |
Star Shards Collected: |
186 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: |
10 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: |
5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: |
5 |
Animals Bred: |
33 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: |
3 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.