Players: |
110/700 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: |
2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: |
5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: |
19 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: |
296 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: |
43 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
1 |
Void Gems Collected: |
21 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: |
0 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: |
8 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.