Players: |
109/100 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: |
12 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: |
4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: |
15 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: |
9 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
2 |
Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: |
4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: |
7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: |
2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: |
6 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: |
4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: |
3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
2 |
๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ
so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.