Players: |
96/300 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: |
36 |
Legendary Scepters Created: |
4 |
Astral Projections Made: |
4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: |
2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: |
2 |
Endless Night Skies: |
4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: |
2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
6 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: |
3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: |
12 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: |
5 |
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so, like, this
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.