Players: |
91/600 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: |
6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: |
3 |
Towns Built: |
1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
11 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: |
2 |
Ores Mined: |
870 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: |
4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
8 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
7 |
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