Players: |
95/900 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
4 |
Underground Cities Explored: |
1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: |
2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: |
4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: |
10 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.