Players: |
90/800 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: |
4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
49 |
Magical Moments Shared: |
18 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
3 |
Potions Brewed: |
97 |
Astral Projections Made: |
1 |
Towns Built: |
10 |
Wailing Winds Heard: |
4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: |
3 |
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