Players: |
105/100 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Animals Bred: |
17 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
3 |
Blood Moons Survived: |
3 |
Unicorn Sightings: |
1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: |
1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: |
10 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: |
72 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: |
3 |
π₯ π₯ π₯
so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.