Players: |
91/900 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
10 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
9 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: |
3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: |
126 |
Emeralds Found: |
2403 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: |
5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
4185 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: |
7 |
Titanic Battles Fought: |
12 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
14 |
Gods Slained: |
0 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.