Players: |
98/600 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: |
10 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: |
5 |
Enchantments Applied: |
151 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
17 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: |
5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
2 |
Villages Defended: |
5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: |
4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: |
5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
17 |
Astral Projections Made: |
2 |
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so, like, this
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.