Players: |
102/800 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: |
19 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: |
3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: |
2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: |
38 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: |
1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: |
1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: |
20 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
2 |
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so, like, this
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.