Players: |
98/300 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: |
1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: |
0 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: |
2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: |
12 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: |
3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: |
4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: |
34 |
Treasure Maps Found: |
9 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
19 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.