Players: |
98/900 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: |
2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: |
4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: |
5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
42 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
178 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: |
26 |
Mines Excavated: |
1034 |
Enchanted Armories Found: |
5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
3 |
Rune Stones Activated: |
10 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
4 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
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and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.