Players: |
97/800 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
28 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: |
3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: |
7 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
56 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: |
4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: |
2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: |
20 |
Wilderness Tamed: |
9 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: |
1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
1 |
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