Players: |
109/600 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: |
3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
4 |
Vanishing Items Found: |
4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: |
3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
11 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
6 |
Magical Moments Shared: |
26 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
9283 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: |
2 |
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