Players: |
99/800 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: |
1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: |
3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: |
6 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
372 |
Wilderness Tamed: |
16 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: |
4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
7 |
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so, like, this
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.