Players: |
90/500 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: |
2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
4823 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: |
0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: |
6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
3 |
Magic Crystals Found: |
25 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
7 |
Living Shadows Defeated: |
3 |
Alien Abductions: |
0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
0 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
5 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.