Players: |
101/200 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: |
0 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: |
3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: |
7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: |
5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
10 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: |
3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: |
15 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: |
4 |
Reality Warps Survived: |
2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
2 |
Zombie Dances: |
2 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.