Players: |
95/300 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: |
4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: |
355 |
Runes Activated: |
8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: |
5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: |
49 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: |
9 |
Evil Lairs Raided: |
5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: |
4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
1 |
Farms Harvested: |
873 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: |
1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: |
4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: |
1 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.