Players: |
106/400 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: |
2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: |
24 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: |
27 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: |
16 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: |
3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
0 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.