Players: |
100/100 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
0 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
12 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
7 |
Meteorites Collected: |
4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: |
19 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
1 |
Chimeras Created: |
1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
42 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: |
3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: |
3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.