Players: |
92/500 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: |
2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: |
7 |
Blood Moons Survived: |
1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: |
2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
4 |
Infinity Stones Found: |
1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: |
5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
6 |
Towns Built: |
10 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: |
2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: |
6 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: |
1 |
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so, like, this
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.