Players: |
100/1000 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
7 |
Void Gems Collected: |
15 |
Cursed Swords Broken: |
3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
12 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
118 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: |
5 |
Dragons Tamed: |
4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
83 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
6 |
Dimension Hops: |
7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.