Players: |
92/500 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: |
3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
20 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
8 |
Animals Bred: |
110 |
Potions Brewed: |
129 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
14 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: |
2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: |
3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
10 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.