Players: |
102/700 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
44 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
22 |
Magic Wands Crafted: |
19 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
6 |
Falling into the Void: |
1 |
Ores Mined: |
1302 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
24 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
11 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: |
1 |
Animals Bred: |
41 |
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so, like, this
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and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.