Players: |
95/100 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
21 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
1 |
Undead Armies Raised: |
2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
1 |
Buildings Constructed: |
25 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: |
2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
4530 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: |
1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
13 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
19 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.