Players: |
103/400 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: |
8 |
Goblin Markets Raided: |
5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: |
11 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: |
5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: |
1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
7 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: |
8 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.