Players: |
102/800 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: |
4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: |
1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: |
5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: |
11 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
3 |
Enchantments Applied: |
229 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: |
7 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: |
1 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.