Players: |
101/500 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Dimension Hops: |
11 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: |
4 |
Void Armor Forged: |
29 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
3 |
Magic Crystals Found: |
24 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
1 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: |
1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: |
5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: |
3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: |
2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.