Players: |
99/900 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: |
1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: |
15 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: |
5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: |
7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: |
4 |
Rune Stones Activated: |
10 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: |
1 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: |
13 |
Whispering Caves Entered: |
5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: |
6 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.