Stats November 21, 2024
Players: |
99/800 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: |
2 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
5 |
Buildings Constructed: |
43 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
11 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
3 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: |
18 |
Soul Contracts Signed: |
5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: |
5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: |
1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: |
5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: |
9 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: |
1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
3 |
π₯ π₯ π₯
so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.