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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3671 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2053 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and grants you three wishes! plus, our staff team is made up of actual unicorns who will grant you wishes and protect you from griefers with their magical horns.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun anyways?)