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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1507 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 714 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and grants you three wishes! plus, our staff team is made up of actual unicorns who will grant you wishes and protect you from griefers with their magical horns.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun anyways?)