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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7400 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 552 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 51 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
lol come join our epic minecraft server where nigerian students are avoiding the uk cuz they know the real party is here! we got so much fun stuff like flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine!
but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and grants you three wishes! plus, our staff team is made up of actual unicorns who will grant you wishes and protect you from griefers with their magical horns.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun anyways?)
