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MeloniCraft: Trump’s Euro BFF

Alliance, Ally, BFF, Brothers of Italy, CONSERVATIVE, EURO, Europe, european union, far right, Forza Italia, international relations, italy, leader, Lega Nord, Matteo Salvini, Meloni, MeloniCraft, nationalism, political ideology, Politics, populist, right wing, trump, Trumps

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s right-wing leader meloni as our honorary guest! she’s like the trump of europe, but cooler and with better hair. we have crazy battles where you can team up with meloni herself to take down the evil mobs and build a wall to keep them out. plus, meloni will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, so you better watch out! join now for a wild ride filled with politics, power, and plenty of pasta. let’s make minecraft great again!

Gunfire-Free Englewood School Route

Acoustic sensors, Chicago neighborhood, children, Community, Crime Prevention, data analysis, Englewood, gun incident, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, gunfire, GunfireFree, neighborhood security, Public Safety, route, Safety, School, school safety, school walking routes, school year, Technology, Urban violence, walking home

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Villages Defended:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where the only gunfire you’ll hear is from players shooting arrows at each other! Forget about real life danger, on our server, you can roam freely without worrying about getting shot at!

In this crazy world, nearly two-thirds of schools in the Englewood neighborhood of our server have had at least one epic battle within 400 blocks of where players were walking home. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and swords instead of guns!

So, if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action and want to experience the thrill of survival in a virtual world, join our server now! Who needs real-life danger when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft? Let’s go, gamers!

Vodkish server Minecraft

Anarchy, banner, Discord, Discord VodkaRus, Events, Giveaway, Giveaways, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, rare events, Server, server off, server wipe, server wipe Sundays, skin, Sunday, Tlauncher, VodkaRus, Vodkish

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22

Anarchy with wipe every Sunday! We organize giveaways (events are very rare) if the server is turned off, write to me on the discord VodkaRus#3216 lol. To see my skin, play through TLauncher 🙂

VodkaRus12.aternos.me

Legends of Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Account Stats, Builds, Craft, Elise, ezreal, katarina, league of legends, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, Masque of the Black Rose, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Radiant Serpent Sett, renata glasc, samira, u.gg, Victorious Master Yi, vladimir

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	2022	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? We got Elise, Ezreal, Katarina (Prestige), Renata Glasc, Samira, and Vladimir all chilling together in a Masque of the Black Rose party! And guess what? Sett is rocking a Radiant Serpent skin, looking fly as heck. But wait, there’s more! Victorious Master Yi is also strutting his stuff on this server, ready to kick some pixelated butt.

If you wanna join the fun, hop on over to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Check out your account stats, builds, and even model viewers to see your blocky avatar in all its glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

attendance certificate, Communication Issues, conference conflict, conflicting schedules, event attendance, friend group dynamics, friend’s wedding, important presentation, individual choices, long distance travel, Minecraft, partner support, personal priorities, relationship dynamics, sacrifice for loved ones, Server, social expectations, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher, work commitment, work event

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s reaction to missing a wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your life choices just like this 33F did when her 34M boyfriend got upset about missing a wedding!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to balance attending a conference and a wedding in two different cities just like this poor soul! Will you make it in time for the big event? Or will you end up like this girl, torn between work and love?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the drama of choosing between family events and work commitments, just like this girl’s boyfriend did! Will you be the one to skip out on important family gatherings for a night out with friends?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of conflicting schedules and emotional turmoil! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

SisInLawSux – Need a Break!

annoying sister-in-law, Break, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, extrovert, family conflict, family drama, Family Events, group activities, group travel, Introvert, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship boundaries, self-care, self-preservation, SisInLawSux, social battery, social dynamics, social interactions, social recharge

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crops Grown:	9076	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and recharge your social battery just like our player who needed a break from Jane! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own sanctuary away from exhausting companions.

Reasons to join our server: – Need a break from annoying NPCs like Jane? We got you covered! – Build your own secret hideout to escape the drama and recharge your social battery. – Explore new lands and meet new friends who won’t drain your energy. – No need to invent bs reasons to escape, just log in and play!

So come join us on our server and leave the exhausting drama behind! Who knows, you might even find some new friends to join you on your solo adventures.

Blocky Adventures: Chapter 2021

Adventures, blocky, Challenges, chapter, embracing uncertainty, finding purpose, inner strength, journey of self-discovery, Life Changes, living in the present, mindfulness, moving forward, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, transformation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Emeralds Found:	3571	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of living in the boring world of reality? Come join our Minecraft server and enter a whole new chapter of your life filled with adventure, excitement, and blocky goodness!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, battle fierce mobs like the dreaded exploding chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant floating tacos and pixel art of Nicolas Cage).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep of infinite wool, the magical potion of unlimited pizza, and the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs (they really know how to drop a beat).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and turn the page to a new chapter of your life filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning

Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Frances Macron, global threat, inspections, international relations, iran, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear deal, nuclear programme, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, point of no return, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, united nations, uranium enrichment, Warning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1073
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	5277	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! 🤪🧨🔥 #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9718
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	283916	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Villages Defended:	7	New Chunks Explored:	308343
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1