CraftyN00bs: Where NVfags go to cry

CraftyN00bs, cry, current events, digital age, envy, Frustration, humor, Imagine, internet culture, internet slang, Jealousy, meme, Nevada, NVfag, NVfags, Online Community, online identity, right now, sarcasm, social media, trending, viral, virtual reality

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a boring NVfag in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from your mundane existence! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why be a NVfag when you can be a legendary hero on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	3317
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Towns Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9575	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1319	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Animals Bred:	68	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7055	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	7020
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	909	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	7386
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2390
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Farms Harvested:	807	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mines Excavated:	4362	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	201	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Votes:	8386
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!