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EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Votes:	8215	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dimension Hops:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mines Excavated:	4423	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	80	Star Shards Collected:	104
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Mines Excavated:	2458
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Crops Grown:	5625	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4948	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	70	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Love Letters Sent:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Star Shards Collected:	66	Enchantments Applied:	179
Dimension Hops:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3