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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4083 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 120 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺