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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1247 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8718 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 414 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺