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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7488 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 |
anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺