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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7367 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺