CraftyMorningMadness

cat, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, CraftyMorningMadness, Expectations, future plans, Gratitude, Help, household chores, lateness, Laundry, Marriage, marriage roles, morning routine, Pets, relationship dynamics, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, work schedule

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork and punctuality are key! Just like the OP’s wife, we expect all players to be at their virtual jobs by 8:30am sharp. Latecomers will face consequences more severe than a passive-aggressive text message – we’re talking creeper explosions and zombie invasions!

But don’t worry, we also value balance in relationships. If you help your fellow players in the morning, they’ll help you in return. Need some virtual coffee or a smoothie? We got you covered. And if you can’t cook in real life, no problem! Our virtual kitchen is always open.

Join us for a fun and chaotic experience, where responsibilities are shared and gratitude is always appreciated. Just watch out for those late-night skeleton attacks – they’re even scarier than a wife who’s running late for work!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	424
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	2472	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ores Mined:	7831	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ores Mined:	9301
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	914853
Magic Items Found:	6505	Animals Bred:	100
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	4339	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.