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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6645 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where you can ride pigs and race against each other in epic pig races. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds every hour. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “molesting moids” – mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that one player even wished for an infinite supply of diamond armor and it actually came true!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re always up to no good!