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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 683 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 604944 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.
oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.