CraftyMinerz: Not just digging holes all day!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of people assuming that being a Minecraft server owner is just a walk in the park? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to prove them wrong and show off your mad skills in managing a virtual world full of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. Or how about participating in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon slaying club, where members gather to defeat the dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that being a Minecraft server owner is anything but boring!

Nova

200 GB, Anarchy, Ban, base building, Chat, christmas gift, Community, Discord, Dupe, Gaming, Gear, Griefing, HACKING, java, multiplayer, nether hwys, Nova, Obbi roof, PvP, regular player base, Server, server reset, Spawn Projects, unmoderated

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

NOVA [Anarchy]{1.21.1}

Overview	Nova Anarchy is a Minecraft server run by a small team of friends. They have completed various projects and have a growing player base. The server allows hacking, griefing, PvP, and base building with no resets. Chat is not moderated and there is a Discord server for community interaction.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can players grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Are there any rules against PvP?	No, PvP is allowed on the server.
Is the server ever reset?	No, there are no resets on the server.
Is chat moderated on the server?	No, chat is not moderated and players can say whatever they want.
How can I join the server’s Discord server?	You can join the Discord server at http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy
What is the Java IP for the server?	You can connect to the server at Nova-anarchy.net

Booty Crafters 1.20

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	937380	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna see some thicc pixel booty while building epic structures, then you gotta join this server!

We got more curves than a rollercoaster and more blocks than a Tetris convention!

Join now and get ready to smack some creepers with that big fat butt of yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to twerk your way to victory in the pixelated world of absolute madness!

The Original God of War Trilogy in Modern Minecraft SMP

Action-Adventure, Audacity, cinematic nature, culture, Epic battles, Gaming Community, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming industry, GOD, husk, iconic characters, Lost, mindless hack and slash, Minecraft, MODERN, modern age, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, original, original god of war trilogy, QTE moments, smp, trilogy, violence, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Star Shards Collected:	276	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the original god of war trilogy on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, intense violence, and cinematic QTE moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat. We may have made fun of mindless hack and slash games in the past, but we’re bringing it back in all its audacious glory.

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting epic bosses, exploring dangerous dungeons, and unleashing your inner warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the thrill of gaming like never before!

SisIsAYP Minecraft Server

child behavior, communication breakdown, emotional expression, emotional regulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, gentle parenting, holiday chaos, holiday stress, Minecraft, parenting challenges, Parenting styles, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, SisIsAYP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive emotions and outrageous behavior!

Forget about gentle parenting, on our server, we encourage players to express their big emotions by throwing themselves on the floor and screaming like there’s no tomorrow. Need a safe space to cry and eat your food off the floor? We’ve got you covered!

Join us for a Thanksgiving event like no other, where players can film each other having meltdowns and share it with their friends for a good laugh. And if things get too intense, feel free to ask for impatient care – we’ve got therapists on standby!

But be warned, Christmas celebrations are canceled on our server due to excessive drama. If you’re looking for a family-friendly environment, this is definitely not the place for you. So come on in and let your emotions run wild – just make sure to have your camera ready for all the action!

ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut

accidental overdose, Autonomy, Boundaries, Cancer surgery, Caregiver, deceased, drug problems, ex husband, ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut, family, financial aid, friendship, Gratitude, Grief, hospital stay, judgment, new fiancé, parenting, Recovery, space constraints, Support

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any ex drama following you around.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t be judged for leaving your ex to die alone in his room (accidental OD, RIP). Our community is all about supporting each other, whether it’s providing money for meds or picking up someone’s mom from the airport.

So come on down to our server and let loose! Who needs dirty looks and judgmental comments when you can be crafting and building to your heart’s content? Plus, we promise no one will accuse you of being an ahole for taking care of your ex. It’s all fun and games here, no drama allowed!

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Towns Built:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ores Mined:	1092	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Animals Bred:	52
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1697
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mines Excavated:	3730
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!