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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8367 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
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Join now for a chance to discover hidden treasures, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!
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