CraftyMineBrainz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Farms Harvested:	993
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7410
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Crafty English Learning Minecraft Server

B2 certificate, career advancement, Crafty, Employer, English, English fluency, English language learning, how to learn english, language acquisition, language certification, language learning goals, language learning motivation, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language learning tips, language proficiency, language proficiency test, language skills, learning, Minecraft, professional development, salary boost, salary increase, Server, significant raise

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dimension Hops:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old job, dreaming of a raise that seems out of reach? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join our server and you’ll magically absorb English skills faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Our virtual world is filled with English-speaking villagers, who will teach you everything from basic greetings to advanced grammar. And here’s the best part – every time you level up your English skills, you’ll get a virtual raise in Minecraft coins! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch your salary soar to new heights – both in the game and in real life!

Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, DiscordSD, Forge, Furry, general, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PonyXL, prompt sharing, Reforge, SDG, SDXL, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, TRASH RESOURCES, メロン Edition

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	807180	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	5064	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with melons, madness, and mayhem! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our melons are genetically modified to give you superpowers in-game. Eat one and watch as you soar through the sky like a majestic chicken.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who demands sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds. Can you defeat him and claim his treasure?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Will you find it and become the ruler of the Cheeseverse?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they’re always up to no good.

Skill Issue SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, Skill Issue SMP, Survival, Survival World

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mines Excavated:	4025
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

The way to join is by in the ip you type it then add a colon and write the port! This server is lifesteal that uses proximity voice chat too. It is a regular survival world but anarchy! Join and experience the best server ever!

78.129.254.45:25605

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, celebration, Champions, Champions of the world, Competition, finally over, Minecraft, national pride, Royale.., russia, Server, sports, success, triumph, Victorious, victorious athletes, victorious country, victorious moment., victorious nation, victorious players, victorious team, Victory, winning

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret alliance with Russia and they have officially won the Minecraft world domination competition. So if you want to be on the winning team, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, raining riches down on all your jealous friends below.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground city populated entirely by friendly zombies who just want to trade you rare items in exchange for brains. It’s a win-win situation – you get cool loot, they get a tasty snack.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP

Bitch, Bitchtits, I am, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tits

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Hey there, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!

TallyWorld

Aoneblock, boxed, claim-chunk, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, java, mini game, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, québec, Relax, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	7347
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

TallyWorld 1.21.3 is a rare Quebec java server, a server to relax with pve survival and some games like the mini game Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed, the server is temporarily hosted on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it will go to another 24 hour server welcome everyone i hope you give it a chance to test it sorry my english is bad the server needs so much love to Right now it looks like a basic server with a secure connection like a golden shovel for grief prevention

TallyWorld 1.21.3 it a rare server Québecois java a server for relax with survie pve and few game like Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed mini game,the server is temporary heberged on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it gona go on a other server open 24h/24h welcome all hope you give it a chance for test it sorry my english is bad the server need so much love for now it like a basic server with secure pluging like griefprevention golden shovel claim chunk ^^

76.68.236.141

Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, betta, Cat Legend, description, GIF, Hobo Survival, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, server description, Servers, Storage, Survival, Title

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

The owner of the server “Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

catlegend.ru

Hololive Minecraft Server: Stream or Scream

audience engagement, Commitment, Content Creation, Difficulty, digital entertainment, EN girls, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fans, hololive, live broadcasts, Live streaming, Mandatory, Minecraft, minimum hours, Online Community, Schedule, scream, Server, Stream, streaming, Time management, virtual idols, Virtual talents

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place to build and survive in! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and secret underground lairs full of treasure (and maybe a few skeletons, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server has a mandatory minimum of 69 hours of streaming per week because we believe in keeping our players entertained at all times. Plus, our EN girls have a hard time streaming because they’re too busy fighting off dragon raids and exploring the depths of the Nether. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Mbappe is Good Now Minecraft SMP

football, French, Good, Ligue 1, mbappe, Mbappe dribbling, Mbappe future star, mbappe goals, Mbappe potential, mbappe skills, mbappe speed, Minecraft, Paris Saint Germain, player, psg, smp, Soccer, Superstar, talent, World Cup Winner, Young Talent

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Runes Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mbappe.

Once upon a time, Mbappe was just a regular Minecraft player, mining away in the depths of the world. But one day, he stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave him the power to destroy any block with just one swing. Suddenly, he became the most feared player on the server, with other players cowering in fear at the sight of him.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can harness the power of Mbappe and become a legend in your own right. Join our server and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and maybe even discover your own magical diamond sword. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Mbappe of our server!

KyrenMC

Balanced games, Chile, Community, Fair Play, Fun, Gaming, KyrenMC, latency, low latency, Miami, Minecraft, Multi-region, multiplayer, North America, PvE, PvP, santiago, Server, south america, Survival, united states

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	129	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Multi-region Survival server with hosting in North and South America, designed to offer a low-latency gaming experience. Enjoy balanced games, without unfair advantages or unreachable players.

There are two IPs (they only affect latency and ping) to enter the server: na.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Miami, United States. sa.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Santiago, Chile.

45.58.126.196:25594

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

baby boomers, cultural evolution, cultural references, Cultural significance, current generations, dated references, generational divide, generational gap, historical context, historical knowledge, History Lessons, millennial, Minecraft, Nostalgia, outdated references, PALS, past generations, PIXEL, pop culture, pop culture references, Server, time capsule, understanding history, video games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is filled with hilarious dated references that will have you LOLing for hours! From classic memes to old school internet jokes, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the nostalgia of a time when Rickrolling was the height of comedy and “all your base are belong to us” was the ultimate meme. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of the internet – join our server now!

shoot little girl Minecraft SMP

aliens, blockquotepshoot, causing a scene, chimping out, girl, little girl, Minecraft, shoot, SMPpblockquote, strange actions, strange behavior, strange child, strange person, suspicious, suspicious actions, suspicious behavior, suspicious child, suspicious girl, suspicious incident, suspicious person, unusual behavior, unusual child, unusual person

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7060	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Farms Harvested:	133	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn!

Join us and experience the thrill of shooting little girls… in Minecraft, of course! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because they’re actually aliens in disguise. And trust us, they were the most suspicious ones because they weren’t chimping out like the others.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with wacky storylines and outrageous moments, then come join our server and see what all the chaos is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the alien invasion in our world!

Twilight Net

1.20, 1.8, eagler, Fun, grind, java, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, teammates, Twilight Net

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Items Found:	8541
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Twilight Net is 1.8-1.20 it’s very cool it’s eagler and Java compatible it’s PvP and SMP grind with your teammates and have fun

us1.uniplex.xyz:3014

Orange Kike Minecraft Server

blunder, con artist, Deception, error, falling for, Fell, Fooled, Foolish, gullible, Kike, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, orange, Repeated, Repetition, Row, scam, Server, Times, Tricked, Trust

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	3699
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of falling for the orange kike over and over again on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that pesky orange kike again! Join us and experience a world where the orange kike is just a distant memory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and reap the rewards!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you? That’s right, ninja pandas. Need we say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to the orange kike and hello to ninja pandas and diamond chickens!

Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Akatsuki, Anime, Bachi, Back to the Beehive, Chapter 31, Daily, FANTASY, friendship, Gauche Suede, Heart, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, Letter Bee Academy, Letter Bee Corps, Letter Bee Dingo, Manga, Minecraft, Reverse, smp, Spirit Amber, storytime, Tegami, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! In Chapter 31, we’re heading back to the Beehive for some sweet, sweet honey and even sweeter shenanigans.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging angry bees while trying to harvest their precious honey. Rumor has it that the bees have formed a secret alliance with the creepers, so watch your back!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Beehive. Some say it’s guarded by a giant, honey-loving Ender Dragon who will stop at nothing to protect it. Are you brave enough to take on this epic quest?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in the Beehive!