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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5272 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 437 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
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