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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5979 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
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