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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8311 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 4993 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 236 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into?