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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4594 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 184 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 362 |
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into?