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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3576 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 149 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6230 |
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into?