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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3270 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6125 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!
So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!