CraftyMemes – #420

2256, acceptance, advice, ANONYMOUS, Community, CraftyMemes, discussion, Diversity, Edition, Fags not welcome, forum, Gay, homosexual, Inclusivity, internet, Lgbt, LGBTQ, r9gay, relationships, Support, tolerance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Votes:	8926	Runes Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	1224	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Emeralds Found:	9878	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Divine Spears Created:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	3654
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	819159	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Emeralds Found:	516	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net