Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!
So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!
