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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7666 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 919492 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face, but instead of getting mad, you just laugh it off and think “Yep, this is the server for me”? Well, that’s how you’ll know this server is your server.
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of chickens, the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the world with their trading monopoly. Trust us, once you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on any other server again.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of craziness, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite server…or at least a new appreciation for exploding creepers.
