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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Animals Bred: 21
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Void Gems Collected: 19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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