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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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