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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 755 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
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