Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7849 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
