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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4485 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 3706 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Join our server and prepare to learn some truly bizarre life lessons that you never knew you needed. From building a house out of giant flying pigs to surviving a zombie apocalypse in a disco-themed dungeon, our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also have the chance to befriend a talking llama who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, you’ll never look at downward dog the same way again.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, but that’s just part of the fun)!