CraftyLifeGoals

ideal life, goals, personal growth, self improvement, mindfulness

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

PainfulPixels, pain threshold, Suffering, pain tolerance, smp

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.

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New Server IP
StinkyCraft

considerate feedback, smell bad, honest feedback, social etiquette, body scent

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with their stinky odor because on our server, we have a special plugin that releases a burst of fresh lavender scent every time someone logs in. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also come out smelling like a field of flowers. Join now and say goodbye to stinky players forever!

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New Server IP
CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

MIDDLE EAST, Plot, SECURITY, iran, Political

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho

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E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

Regulation, Puff, public health, Craft, legislation

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it.

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Ice Age Madness

age, annual losses, time period, climate change, ice loss

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT GLOBAL GLACIER EVOLUTION GOIN’ ON! UNDER HIGH-EMISSION SCENARIOS, WE GOT ANNUAL LOSSES THAT JUST KEEP ON INCREASIN’ UNTIL 2100! IT’S PEAKIN’ AROUND 3 TIMES CURRENT LOSSES, Y’ALL! THAT’S LIKE, CRAZY TALK! WE TALKIN’ LOSSES OF 46%–54% OVER THE 2015–2100 TIME PERIOD!

SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!

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CraftyLifeGoals

PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

StinkyCraft

CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

Ice Age Madness